This Friday we are having our 2nd Annual Company Bowling Tournament. I was speaking with some co-workers today and they asked if I was bringing my daughter tomorrow. Well, trying to be a smart-alec, I dryly retorted, “No, but I’ll be bringing her on Friday…ha ha ha…”

They both looked at me with blank stares. One of them was nice enough to inform me that today was in fact Thursday and that bowling was in fact tomorrow.

I thought today was Wednesday.