While lifting my dripping wet 3-year old out of the tub the other night, I could tell she was pretending to be someone else. So I asked her, “Who are you?”

“I’m Arial, mermaid princess.”

And then, giggling, she asked, “Who areĀ  YOU??”

“I’m the daddy who’s going to dry you off.”

“No…” she whined, clearly not satisfied with my answer… “I mean your LAST name!”